Getting in early and have questions? Have issues with your room? See one of our staff members at our Naughty Beach desks located at Hotel Naked. Note, if you are staying at Hotel Nude and you need anything, please come right next door (to Hotel Naked) and we will help you out.
This is where you can sign up for dinner at La Providencia, Blue Bay and for optional excursions.
Friday January 14, 2022 12:00pm - 7:00pm CST
Hotel Naked
After the Meet & Greet at Hotel Noga, head into Zipolite for some late-night fun. We will have an escorted tour of the town to show you the hot spots and help you get acquainted with Zipolite.
Most attendees are coming in today and will be checking into their hotel. Once checked in, come enjoy the beach in front of Hotel Nude. If you are already checked in (early birds) come hang out with us on the beach.
Bring your towels and plenty of sunscreen.
Saturday January 15, 2022 11:00am - 3:00pm CST
Hotel Naked
Getting in early and have questions? Have issues with your room? See one of our staff members at our Naughty Beach desks located at Hotel Naked. Note, if you are staying at Hotel Nude and you need anything, please come right next door (to Hotel Naked) and we will help you out.
This is where you can sign up for dinner at La Providencia, Blue Bay and for optional excursions.
Saturday January 15, 2022 12:00pm - 7:00pm CST
Hotel Naked
For those that came in early (on Friday) or are already in town, join us for a walk on Playa Zipolite. We will show you all the places to check out from the beach.
This is our welcome party where you can meet the other Naughty Beach Attendees after the show featuring local cirque performers and fire dancers (from 8 - 9 pm).
Wear comfortable but classy tropical resort wear.
Saturday January 15, 2022 8:00pm - 9:00pm CST
Hotel Naked
We will have some great performers tonight to welcome everyone to Naughty Beach. The show will start at 8 pm and will feature an amazing musical Duo of a violinist & a cellist playing everything from classical to rock and heavy metal. You have to see these guys to believe them. At 9 pm comes one of my favorite local bands featuring classic rock and some original beach music.
Saturday January 15, 2022 8:00pm - 11:30pm CST
Hotel Naked
Today we are having a double pool party at Hotel Nude. There are two pools at Hotel Nude, one in the courtyard and one in front of the hotel. Pick a pool and dive right in. The music will be heard in both locations. You can order snacks from Nude and we may even have a no swimsuit contest (anything but a swimsuit).
Hint: Bring your towels & sunscreen.
Sunday January 16, 2022 11:00am - 3:00pm CST
Hotel Nude
Getting in early and have questions? Have issues with your room? See one of our staff members at our Naughty Beach desks located at Hotel Naked. Note, if you are staying at Hotel Nude and you need anything, please come right next door (to Hotel Naked) and we will help you out.
This is where you can sign up for dinner at La Providencia, Blue Bay and for optional excursions.
Today the desk will close at 3:00 pm so we can all go on the walking tour of Zipolite.
Sunday January 16, 2022 12:00pm - 3:00pm CST
Hotel Naked
Today, we will have an afternoon walk to visit all of our hotels and then show you all of our favorite places in Zipolite. We will walk through town, then out onto the beach to check out a few places before concluding at two of our favorite beach restaurants where you ca join us for dinner or head off to another restaurant.
After our walking tour, we will end back at our hotel and you will have plenty of time to get cleaned up and dressed for dinner.
Tonight, we recommend two great options: Mao Mau for great Thai food. You can Please come sign up with Bob at the restaurant at Hotel Naked, for dinner reservations. Another good option is Bacco nearby.
We are recommending them, because they are all very close to the Cinema, but they are all great restaurants with lots of seating. We will be taking reservations at Hotel Naked to make the night easier for you.
Tonight we are going to our favorite little cinema in Zipolite. We will have one of our favorite bands play some good ol' Rock & Roll for us so get ready to sing along and dance.
Sunday January 16, 2022 8:00pm - 11:00pm CST
Firefly Cinema
These kids are one of my favorite groups here in Zipolite. Regulars on Thursday Nights at Zen Lounge, they play a lot of great classic hits and fun music to dance to.
Sunday January 16, 2022 9:00pm - 11:00pm CST
Firefly Cinema
Today we are having a pool party at our main hotel, Hotel Naked. We will be playing a lot of smooth rock and chill music so we can relax and have a beautiful afternoon in the pool or on the beach.
Bring your towels and plenty of sunscreen.
Monday January 17, 2022 11:00am - 3:00pm CST
Hotel Naked
This tour is a short 25-minute drive to the land of crocodiles. You will take a boat tour where you will see birds and crocodiles before visiting an island with more animals to see.
At the conclusion of the tour, you will get the opportunity to release baby sea turtles into the ocean. This is one of our favorite things to do on the Oaxacan coast and is included in the event.
After our field trip, we recommend grabbing a bite on the main street of Zipolite.
Every evening they shut down the main street to cars and they bring out tables and chairs so you can eat outside under the stars. Just pick any restaurant and have a seat. If you see other Naughty Beach attendees (look for people dressed in white), join them and enjoy dining under the stars.
Some of our favorite places to eat on the main street are Katomash (grilled fish, shrimp or pizza), Don Francos (Italian) and La Feniche (pizza). If you go onto the next street over (away from the beach), we LOVE Mau Mao (Thai), Mare (Italian), Bacco (Italian & Pizza).
Damn, I guess I like a lot of Italian and Pizza.
All of the Italian places have a lot of variety, besides what you typically think of as Italian (pasta).
We are heading to our favorite Gay bar (Chizme Bar) to have drinks and enjoy the evening. The night will be filled with rainbows and laughter and fun times.
Theme Night: White Night.
Monday January 17, 2022 9:00pm - Tuesday January 18, 2022 12:00am CST
Chizme Bar
Come to Bob's Zipolite Villa, located up on the hill and you can swim, hang out, enjoy the music and swing on our swinging bed. See how we live when Bob is in Mexico in his little piece of paradise. After the sun sets, we will head back to get ready for tonight's party at Villa Aikia.
We will have transportation from each hotel, so just meet at your hotel and we will coordinate rides to Bob's place. Hint: If you aren't at one of our main hotels and you still want to go, grab a taxi and tell them you want to go to Villa Vista or the old Casa Claus in El Faro. Most taxis know where it is.
Tuesday January 18, 2022 4:00pm - 6:30pm CST
Bob's House
Tonight we recommend eating dinner at one of our two main hotels. Each of the hotels we picked have a good selection of entrees and we recommend either eating at your hotel or visit one of the other restaurants in town.
Hint: Make reservations so each hotel can prepare for the correct number of guests.
Today we are having a pool party at our main hotel, Hotel Naked. We will be playing some contests and having some fun music to party to, so let's get ready for a Pool Party!
Bring your towels and plenty of sunscreen.
Wednesday January 19, 2022 11:00am - 3:00pm CST
Hotel Naked
We are going on a hike to one of the prettiest sunset points we have ever been too. We will drive to Mazunte and hike 5-10 minutes for the perfect spot to view the sunset. After the sun sets, we will head back to your respective hotels to get ready for tonight's party. You will be back around 6:45 pm.
Wednesday January 19, 2022 4:00pm - 6:45pm CST
Punta CometaMazunte
This is our favorite place to eat in town and tonight, we will have the entire place to ourselves. We have openings for 10 people (5 couples) per half an hour starting at 6:30 pm. Just let us know when you want to eat and we'll make your reservation. This will sell out in advance, so book with Nicki soon to make sure you get a spot.
If you'd rather eat somewhere else, this is a good night to try out another fine restaurant in town.
Reservation times to choose from:
6:30 pm 7:00 pm 7:30 pm 8:00 pm 8:30 pm 9:00 pm
Wednesday January 19, 2022 6:30pm - 9:30pm CST
La ProvidenciaZipolite, MX
Tonight people will be eating at La Providencia, so please make your reservations with Bob in the restaurant at Hotel Naked when you arrive.
We are hosting post-dinner cocktail party at Zen Lounge (right around the corner from our hotels) & The Pub (located right across the street from Zen Lounge).
We will have some nice live music for you, at Zen Lounge, to enjoy. The Pub is your typical "dive bar" run by a guy from Ireland with dreadlocks named Paul. Ask about his house mezcal and he will probably have soccer on the TV.
We will have Neon Glow Paint available but you can bring some glow outfits if you really want to dress up and make the party more visual.
Wednesday January 19, 2022 8:00pm - Thursday January 20, 2022 12:00am CST
Zen Lounge
I've decided to stay at Hotel Naked for the day so you can have easy access to drinks, food and bathrooms. You are still free to head down to Playa Amour, it's a great walk and a great place to take photos.
There are no bathrooms or food available there, so I thought it would be better to hang out here for the day.
Thursday January 20, 2022 11:00am - 3:00pm CST
Hotel Naked
Tonight we will feature a band called the Los Tarantino's, a surf-rock band that plays a great mix of beach music and songs you would hear in a Tarantino Movie.
Check them out at https://www.instagram.com/los.tarantinos/?hl=en
Thursday January 20, 2022 8:00pm - 11:00pm CST
Hotel Naked
We will have an optional dinner at one of our favorite places: Blue Bay Bar.
Located near Bob's villa, this place offers a very different view than you'll find on Zipolite. You'll feel like you are on the Amalfi coast of Italy. The owner is Italian and they sure can cook.
You can come early and enjoy the sunset in the pool or relax in a hammock. This is a great place for photos and there will be a great show following dinner featuring the Mazunte Women's Choir. It's not your typical chior and you might just want to get up and dance.
Friday January 21, 2022 5:30pm - 8:00pm CST
Blue Bay BarPuerto Angel
Tonight we have a special treat, a wonderful ensemble of women singers and a percussion group playing traditional music from Mexico, Chile, Argentina and Columbia. This is a wonderful show that will be a great way to end Naughty Beach. After the show, we will head back into town, so you can enjoy your last night in Zipolite.
Friday January 21, 2022 7:30pm - 8:30pm CST
Blue Bay BarPuerto Angel
After the party at Blue Bay, head into Zipolite for some late-night fun. Go see a movie, stop by Zen Lounge or Chizme or the Pub or walk the beach to one of the big beach parties. You now know the area, so let's go have some fun out on the town.
Friday January 21, 2022 9:00pm - Saturday January 22, 2022 12:00am CST
Playa ZipoliteZipolite, MX
Most Naughty Beach attendees will head home today, if you are staying over, let us know if you want to go back to the Mazunte Jazz Fest with us tonight.
Saturday January 22, 2022 9:00am - 11:00pm CST
TBA
Today we are having a little beach party in front of Hotel Naked. You can get food and drinks from the Hotel's bar/restaurant and join us for some fun in the sun. Bring a towel and plenty of sunscreen.
Saturday January 22, 2022 11:00am - 3:00pm CST
Hotel Naked
If you are staying over, join us for atrip to one of our favoritesecret places on the Oaxacan Coast, Mermejitas Beach. A large black sand, volcanic beach, this beach is where we go on Sundays to relax and get away from it all.
